Autre Re'alite'
From: Mr. Locke
Hello Trek TV While attempting to repair the dry rot which threatened the structural integrity of a graphic designers home I stole the opportunity, during the clients brief absence, to appropriate her photoshop capable lap top for the purposes of creating this answer to a nagging question through the medium of fan art. What would TNG have been like if they'd cast an actual Frenchman, instead of Patrick Stewart, to play the lead. I imagine this alternative pilot episode. Doctor Beverly Crusher is involved in a space mishap when a bucket of primer, spilled from above, marks her from scalp to tailbone with a bright white skunk like stripe. This drives Captain Jon Luc Le Pew mad with lust. Slap stick ensues. Mister Locke
