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Trek TV Episode 181 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E12 - "The Wounded"

Trek TV Episode 181 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E12 - "The Wounded"

In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E12 - "The Wounded". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek & Jared. An episode that doesn't just introduce the ever-duplicitous, extemely over-necked Cardassians, but finally shines a proper spotlight on everyone's favorite put-upon transporter chief?! Spoon us up a heaping helping of that delicious O'Brian-brand slop, please! Just don't expect simply a pleasant, relaxing meal, as we dig deep into the messy enigma that is The Chief and discover some SHOCKING truths that reveal far more than we ever bargained for. Also rogue captain, Picard narrowly averts war yadda yadda yadda but come on we know what we're really here to see. So make sure your air intake is clear, hum your favorite war ditty, and try not to look directly at the terrible Gul facial hair as you partake in our OWN special pile of slop that is Trek TV!

Trek TV Episode 180 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E11 - "Data's Day"

Trek TV Episode 180 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E11 - "Data's Day"

In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E11 - "Data's Day". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek & Jared. Just what does Data get up to in a typical day? Oh, nothing that different than you or I. Pets his cat. Runs the night shift. Crushes the bones in his partner's feet trying to learn how to dance. Almost destroys a friend's wedding because he apparently has never consumed or internalized any romance fiction. Narrowly avoids stopping a massive Federation intelligence breach. You know, pretty humdrum stuff. Don't worry though, it's not all this boring routine; they manage to make up for that with some of the most exciting barbershop action you could imagine! So put on your least uncanny wig, stop crouching behind that shrub, and enjoy another unexpectedly hair-heavy episode of Trek TV, you lunkhead!

Trek TV Episode 179 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E10 - "The Loss"

Trek TV Episode 179 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E10 - "The Loss"

In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E10 - "The Loss". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Dustin, Derek, & Jared. It's time for special conceptual episode of Trek TV! That's right, in order to allow you, the listener, to truly feel poor Counselor Troi's devastating loss of a vital sense, we've cleverly made a good portion of the audio on this one rather painful to listen to! Or maybe it's just an unfortunate side effect of damaged neckmeat. Sorry! We're just a couple 2D (aurally) chuckleheads trying to get by in this crazy 3D world. Relatedly, this is another of several episodes we had to record together in advance, so we couldn't get any emails in. Don't worry, you'll hear them eventually! In the meantime, why not grab your favorite inexplicable crystal, climb on the most docile steed you can find, and call all your daddies (at least 50) over to enjoy this generally audible episode of Trek TV!

Trek TV Episode 178 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E09 - "Final Mission"

Trek TV Episode 178 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E09 - "Final Mission"

In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E09 - "Final Mission". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek & Jared. Just in time for several weeks after Christmas! We put off this episode knowing it meant saying goodbye to our beloved Wesley, but then we realized he comes back a couple times so... whatever. Instead, we invite you to celebrate a new year by joining your favorite liquorhounds in a dirty whiskey drink on a scalding hot desert moon, but please... don't dribble it into your mouths via someone's filthy mitts. That's a priviledge reserved for captains only!

Trek TV Episode 177 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E08 - "Future Imperfect"

Trek TV Episode 177 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E08 - "Future Imperfect"

In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E08 - "Future Imperfect". Hosted by Vaughn. Guest starring Derek & Jared. The future may be imperfect, but our timing could barely have been moreso as we revisit this episode damn near exactly on the 30th anniversary of its airdate! What's that, the timing seems a little suspicious, you say? Well, we can assure you that this convenient timing and all the minor episode glitches and delays leading up to this episode mean nothing, and we think this episode will give you everything you wanted, including virtuoso trombone performances, fond recollections of some classic holodeck entertainment, and startling observations of Klingon cake etiquette. You'll be very happy if you just stay with this unsettlingly ideal episode of Trek TV! Please, stay. We're so lonely, and the holosqueezers only help so much.

Trek TV Episode 176 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E07 - "Reunion"

Trek TV Episode 176 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E07 - "Reunion"

In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E07 - "Reunion". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Jared. No, we aren't your daddy('s podcast). Yes, we DO mention a certain spoiled cured meat product a LOT in this episode. And no, it doesn't really have anything to do with the episode whatsoever. Or maybe... it has EVERYTHING to do with it?! The brilliant and well-thought-out metaphor we've just hinted at here is just one of the deep insights and startling revelations you're in for in this, the most tainted episode of Trek TV we've ever done by a country (ham) mile! Please do not ingest.

Trek TV Episode 175 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E06 - "Legacy"

Trek TV Episode 175 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E06 - "Legacy"

In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E06 - "Legacy". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek & Jared. Listen, there's no need to be coy. We all know why you're really here for this episode of Trek TV. Well, don't worry, we're gonna give you exactly what you crave: a recap of what the hell we're talking about when we go on about the "grave setting". Prepare your catsuits accordingly, and watch out for the... ok, a for-real Content Warning: this episode does contain talk re: "rape gangs". Yes, it's horrible, but in fairness to us, Worf had to bring them up once again and also MEMORY ALPHA HAS AN ENTRY JUST FOR THEM WHAT THE HELL?!?

Trek TV Episode 174 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E05 - "Remember Me"

Trek TV Episode 174 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E05 - "Remember Me"

In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E05 - "Remember Me". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Derek & Jared. Hey, remember Trek TV? We certainly haven't forgotten you! Now, Vaughn's computer DID apparently suck at least a quarter of his audio through a blue wind hole into a warp bubble, but we managed to fix that, and WE didn't need the help of some soft-talking sanctimonious god-alien, either! Now, finally, you can enjoy our numerous revelations about the nature of the universe, barely-researched strange rights rumours, the intricacies of evolution, and of course just a ton of deep dives into obsolete mustache/phaser interactions. This episode of Trek TV: catch us, before we disappear and never even existed!

Trek TV Episode 173 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E04 - "Suddenly Human"

Trek TV Episode 173 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E04 - "Suddenly Human"

In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E04 - "Suddenly Human". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Guest starring Dustin, Derek, & Jared. There's no need to yell about it, we're not going to demand you listen to this podcast. We certainly aren't saying your other podcasts have been abusive or anything, but don't you just feel more like you, you know, belong with Trek TV? Aren't you more at home here? I mean, we have just fantastic Zach Morris hair, exciting laser squash courts (we know you win at all the games), AND "possibly one of the greatest things in the universe": banana splits!... sort of? So take a bloody Valium (as indicated by your doctor) and settle in for an episode of Trek TV that positively SCREAMS "wow, that's some great salad!" Also, Jared was thinking of Tom Wilson in Wing Commander.

Trek TV Episode 172 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E03 - "Brothers"

Trek TV Episode 172 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E03 - "Brothers"

In this episode of Trek TV we discuss Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E03 - "Brothers". Hosted by Tracy and Vaughn. Prepare your nerd-bone for a heartwarming tale of brotherly love/poisoning/chip-scamming in this generation-spanning episode of Trek TV, as we show that it really doesn't matter if someone is young or old, parents or children... we're still gonna put them on blast. Will we learn why Lore is such an ass? Did Tracy's sister really come from under the deck? You'll have to listen to find out, but if you take anything from this episode, please let it be this: don't eat poison fruit or you'll die.

Newest Fan Art

My rendition of Jared

From: Chris W.
Attached is my rendition of Jared according to Mariana's description from the "Final Mission" episode (Episode 178.) Since Mariana stated that Jared resembled Data, I did so with my fanart. I also gave him blue eyes since Mariana stated she liked Riker's eyes, and Data's eye color is almost certainly not that of Jared's. I hope you all like it

Attached is my rendition of Jared according to Mariana's description from the "Final Mission" episode (Episode 178.) Since Mariana stated that Jared resembled Data, I did so with my fanart. I also gave him blue eyes since Mariana stated she liked Riker's eyes, and Data's eye color is almost certainly not that of Jared's. I hope you all like it

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Trek TV Episode 181 - Star Trek: The Next Generation S04E12 - "The Wounded"