TTV Read

Tmp

From: Colin H

Greetings Your back! With a movie! Welcome back er again. First let me point a few faux pars out they where Klingon D7 cruises not Birds of prey, ten geek demerits to all of you. Secondly no one mentioned Sarek the Klingon, yes Mark was the Klingon Captain, traitor! Spocks getting bitch slapped by a Vulcan priestess and his off playing Klingon. Speaking of the Vulcan priestess, the necklace bears a resemblance to the enterprise Shape, it becomes apparent when she throws it on the floor. Now to the cloud known as Vulva, which due to the wonderful special effects led to an Oscar nomination, now Vulva was in the original release stated as being 12 AU in diameter. When this was pointed out as basically being a mobile solar system in size, they scaled it back. So to the Deltans natural navigators who exude a pheromone which makes humans horny( hence them taking an oath) but Kirk being Kirk thinks, mmmm bald Chick not done one of them, until she slaps him down. At this moment I'm thinking Rand was worried, first she toasts a sci officer now Kirks going to be horny. Still she does come back as a probe, oh my! Which is a nice link to Spock probing The inner Vagina via the pulsating entrance, timing his entrance to perfection. Fortunately for Spock his exit needs no such timing or a jet pack to accomplish. What's interesting about this film is how the movie mirrors what happened in real life, based on a phase 2 script Decker was brought in to replace Kirk, if William Shatner asked for two much money in its original format as a tv series, xon was the replacement for Spock as Nimoy refused to do a tv series, when it went to movie format Shatner and Nimoy where on board. So. Decker and Xon where out, although one had a better exit than the other. Also to address if Shat knew they hated him, the answer is no. It was not until Shat did his memoirs that Nechelle told him, until then he had no idea. Although he has patched things up some what with her and Walter, George still detests him and was not going to do 5 as he didn't want to be directed by him. Finally the V'Ger sound was an instrument called "the blaster beam". 15 feet long and made of Artillery shells and magnets, as a trek tie in,it was invented by Craig Hundley who played Kirks nephew Peter. Anyway enough waffle from me, excellent, entertaining review and a welcome return, as ever loved Marc's voicemail. So onto Kkkhhaaaannnn!!!! Love long and Podcast