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From: Colin H
Hello Trek mates Wow a dirty old shed, you guys really know how to live the high end of life. But what was going on there, at one point it sounded like someone was moving a body around in there. Had Alan popped round and introduced some one to his night stick.? But to the episode Kirkina gets transported into a woman's body! He must have thought all his Christmas's had come at once, he can pleasure himself and a woman at the same time. Still being in a female body around Dr Hypo would have been an uneasy feeling. McCoy saying "just say hah" would have a whole new meaning. Did you think Kirkina was moaning in sickbay because of what he was thinking in his head. Oh before I forget, point of order a quote from my last email, " Ol Jimmy and his mates beam down to find old man balls Mr A to Z or Atoz". So I did point it out, although as the beginning of my email was kind lost it was easy to miss, luckily Vaughn took over. Now let's get back to the "dirty bitch" scenario aka Kirk in tits. We enter back into the sausage shed, where Tracy is doing a stand up job in trying and anarchic circumstances of trying to get through the episode. While all around her madness and an unbelievable amount of yawning is going on. The goings on in the shed far more interesting than the episode itself, which says a lot. So Kirk Beats up a woman, well Kirk in tits beats up a woman. I guess it was only a question of time till it happened , but I can imagine Kirkina being some what dismayed that he was actually on the receiving end. Plus we now know what Tracy wants fixed up in her room. The inverted running machine, Star Fleets attempt to test your stamina by making you lie down. How's your wood working skills Vaughn. One question though how did Kirk in tits know all about the running of a starship. Command codes and so on. still Star Fleet security being what it is they're probably lying around somewhere. Oh and your last few nights of freedom before your nuptials and you watched this! That's dedication for you, or maybe it was the pull of beer. Anyway back to the show where after Spock once again has demonstrated his control over Kirks brain, we have a lame ass ending. What an inglorious way to finish a show. Still could be worse you could be talking about the animated series :-) Live long and podcast