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The Last Name is SPEAKER
Hey Guys Alan again. Well you need not fear, Colette is being well cared for her in her "stay" with me. She has graduated from the gag ball to a silk scarf and no longer screams in agony, but with moans of pleasure. Colin you need not worry. Anyway back to the show. I sort of disagree with Marc Thomas when he stated that the last episode was the last of the great Trek episodes. This one is again one of my favourites. Albeit it is no 'Spocks Brain, it had its fun. Mr. Atoz is a winy little wimp of a man, I don't care how many of there were of him. Wimpy is wimpy. (doesn't he sound just like Winnie the Pooh?) Spock, again gets a piece of ass from a hot blonde woman, (who was not wearing any kind of fucked up eye make-up this time). Kirk gets blasted back to merry old England, and the Grinch...'er' I mean McCoy is his usual happy self. On another note for some reason I for whatever fucked up reason always though that 'Zarabeth' played by Mariette Hartley was Cathy Lee Gifford, you know from Regis. Don't ask my why. For awhile there I thought she was played by Cathy Lee Crosby who is somebody else entirely different. I never said what goes on in my head is sane. Right? Anyway Spock starts getting naughty thoughts, almost slammes McCoy in the head, eats meat...hehe, I said meat and Kirk bullshits his way out of another jam. I do wonder if the 'Guardian of Tomorrow' and this time porthole were made by the same people? Sarpeidon my ass. What was I yapping about? No idea, oh well. Next week or should I say next time is 'Turnabout Intruder'. Like I said before this leaves the series in a Big Pile of Shit! What a waste of a episode. I also think the 'Dr. Janet Lester' is the same creature from the first season's Salty Monster. Maybe if it was this might have been a better episode. She could lick the salt off Kirks sweaty body. On a totally different note, I would graciously again like to thank Colin for allowing me to appear on his last podcast. I promise if I ever do one again with him I will have more to say and not be so shy. It's just cause I hate the sound of my own voice. Also feel free to use my last name on the show guys. Tracey is right Vaughn, I don't give a shit. Besides you all have used it now for the past year or however long I've been writing in to you guys. Have a safe trip home to our homeland and the invitation still stands. I just don't know where I would put up the two of you. Oh wait, I know you could stay in the same room as Colette. Yeah that will work perfect! Till next time, Tammy sends Her Love Stg. Alan 'Brycecakes' Speaker