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Ass for Scotty?

From: Alan

Hey guys Alan again. Sorry for not writing in last week, just crazy at this time of year. Anyway its calmed down now and I can get back on the trek horse. I'll just quickly touch on last weeks show 'The Mark of Gideon' Just thought that when Kirk beamed down to Gideon and found himself all alone on the Enterprise. He would of thought to himself, "I finely did it. Pissed off every member of my crew and they abandoned me." You would think, but his ego probably took it the other way round. And as for 'Miss Torpedo Tits'. If maybe Kirk had of banged her hard, like only Kirk could and given her some of his 'Space Herpes' or whatever kind of STD he has crawling around his no no parts. Maybe Bones would not have been able to save her. Just a thought. Now you just did your review of 'The Lights of Zetar', I think. I could be wrong and hope I'm not spoiling anything if I am. But Scotty finally tries to get a piece of ass. Well again. We can't forget about the blondie from 'Who Mourns for Adonais', but we all know how that turned out for Scotty. At least he has chosen a brunette this time. Blondes may be nice to look at, but give me a brunette any day of the week. (hear that Colette?) But alas, once again a sparkly entity fucks shit up for him. You think he would learn his lesson. That Stubborn Thistle-neck! Next week, I think is 'Requiem for Methuselah. "God I hope I'm right." I would be A shame to spoil all the episodes on you. Where the phrase 'In like Flint', will take on new meaning. (and yes I know the saying is Flin) But watch out for the re-dressed Nomad Probe. Sorry I haven't sent in my pic yet. The problem of living alone is that something that usually takes two people to do. Like get a photo taken of myself is sort of hard. Yes, I know I could just put it on a timer and take it myself, but if you just want an eyeball that would be as good as it gets. I asked the kitties, but all they would get my feet and I don't know if you have a foot fetish or not, so I'll get it to you when I have company over later this week. Holy Shit! The hippy show is just round the corner! "That's Real Now!" That's all for this week. Tammy sends Her Love, Brycecakes