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My Hitler Kitty

From: Alan

Hey Guys Alan here. Well I was kinda surprised when I was listening to the last show when I heard that my email had reached you live. Kinda cool. So, BOOM! Here's another one. Anyway I'm glad that you liked my poo story and just so you know we never caught the pooper-traitors they are still at large messing up public toilets and having a shitty old good time. What made me do a double take, was the mention of your neighbours Hitler look-a-like kitty. A couple of months ago I adopted a new kitten and he also has a Hitler stash. I didn't really put 2 and 2 together at first when I got him, but I put his photo on my face-book page cause I couldn't think of a name for him. One of the suggestions was for the name Adolph. Even then I didn't clue in. Until my brother remarked that, "Yes he does have the Hitler look" Well, I didn't follow their advice on that and ended up calling him 'Mickey Mouse'. Just because his ears are black like the famous mouse. He even squeaks, not really a meow. No word if he plans on shaving it off now that Movember is over? See attached pic of Mickey Mouse. I just wish I had the skills to photo-shop some spock ears on him like Kaelin's kitty. Now back to Trek business, just having reviewed 'Blink of an Eye'. Do you ever wonder, "Where can I get that Scalosian water?" I think that you could have a whole new market going and put that bullshit Evian out of business. Jesus, I don't know how you get your water, but mine still comes out of a tap. Can you imagine though zipping your day hopped up on speed juice(the water I mean). Think of all the women I could grope...er...I mean meet. Yeah that's what I meant. tehehe... Lets see next week is 'That Which Survives...hmmmmm yet another hot chick with strange eye make-up. Hey, I never thought of that before what if Losira is Natira from Yonada. are the same person? Kinda similar names too. Well they are to me. And just for you Tracy I guess I'm gonna have to send you a pic of myself in uniform complete with a com badge on, just to prove my validity. But be forewarned. I too have Telekinetic powers. Instead of making my immune system weak, it just caused me to get fatter over the years. Isn't age great. Anyway that's all for now. Tammy sends Her Love. Brycecakes