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where are my nipples?

From: Colin H

Hello one and all Well this was an interesting episode, as well as the podcast. We had a lovely verbal image of Vaughn checking nipple displacement and Travy checking her angles. Would this pass as a full torpedo spread in accordance with Torpedo tits, otherwise known as Nurse Chapel. IT was an interesting image to conjour up in ones mind Tracy checking her dsiplacement while Vaughn pondered the 90 degree spread. "oh my". This was later followed by the wonderful and highly graphic debate on rear passage action, of the loose type. as Chang would say,"to poop or not to poop that is the question" Or as Khan would say "revenge is a shit best served loose". Ah one is amazed to wonder what someone would make of this episode if it was there first download. Those of us that have become battle hardened to the multiple tangents that Trek Tv take naturally take it in there stride, we are veterans of the sex and intrigue that abounds in the Trek base. i feel i must appluade Mark on his endeavours in displayed Tracy in many different facets, my personal favourite being Flake gate. The site of Tracy hold a hard one in her hand is a wonderul site, as is the astonished look on her face. Along with Julian and his comic they are a wonderful graphic site to behold on the website, what wonders this little family brings to my eyes and ears. So to the episode,the first time we see a Klingon Female, but alas not the rampant clevage of later incarnations. Ah the redeeming factors of Lursa, the heaving bosum. Stil it was also notable for the fact that the Klingon captain was drafted in at the last minute. It was supposed to be the same Captain from the trouble with Tribbles but alas he was busy. Probably off on a mission to eradicate a Tribble colony somewhere and sing great songs. I did find that the entity looked a lot bettter in the remastered version i saw the orriginal version on the web a few years ago. My remastered copy makes it far more clear. That said i did find the way that it wondered the corriders unseen and not setting of an intruder alarm, well, interesting. Amazing how the ship board alarms only trigger perodically. Then we also discover Kirk has the powers of Magneto!. He can grab a sword by the blade and not get cut!,such an amazing man. Naturally if this was Picard he would have ran the vagabounds through. Being a master swordsman an all, or was that Riker....no Riker used a different sword to ram into people. Still you can clearly see the wane is in for trek,Shot onboard to keep costs down. Not expense spent on the Alien or the Klingons or even the distruction of there ship. Ah what could be worse....oh yes the animated series....wheres my vodka? live long and podcast my friends Colin P.s in response to the question posed my podcast is called Trek news and views available via itunes it is not an episode review show but the lastest trek news. Go listen then give me a 5 star rating even if you hate it.