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From: Alan

Hey guys, "Alan The Traitor" here, I don't have much to say this week and I'm not even sure this email will make it into your show. (Because of it's content) After listening to Tracey's story about the public toilet I thought I'd share one with you. I had a call one night for a possible vandalism. It was at a convenience store. I radioed dispatch and drove to the location. When I got there the clerk behind the counter was upset, I looked around the store and saw no broken glass or damage of any kind. I asked what the problem was to which I was pointed to the washroom door. Thinking that there may be a person locked inside or maybe passed out in there I hammered hard on the door. The clerk then said, "its open please just go in". As I cracked the door open, it then hit me. The Smell! Now I've seen some gruesome stuff before and I can handle just about anything, but what came out of that little room made me gag! Whomever had done his or her business had I guess taken their own log of shit and proceeded to write on the wall SHIT in big bold writing, smeared it all over the sink, walls and seat of the toilet and mirror and then thrown the log in the sink for all to see. I closed the door behind me and asked the clerk what they would like me to do. I was told to arrest the little shits, (no pun intended). Too which I asked for a description. Then the clerk said that I must of happened at a busy time of the day and had noticed it after getting a complaint from another customer who needed to use the facilities. I sort of laughed at that point and said there is not much I could do, maybe if I had seen them do the doo doo or they had broken in the door or more damage, not much I could do. I guess I was supposed to call in a crime scene, quarter off the area with yellow crime tape, dust it down for prints and do (hehe doo doo) a DNA test. There's your Tax money at work. Paying me to play with poo. Anyway I told the clerk to grab a mop and deal with it and call me back if they could get them on video or a better description. Back to Trek now. This is one of my favourite episodes. Kirk and Uhura's 'magic kiss' was ground-breaking, even if it was being controlled by Parman. Still pretty hot for the time. Next week is 'Blink Of an Eye', yet another one of my favourites. I'm finally getting the bad taste out of my mouth that 'The Empath' and The Tholian Web' left. Hmmmm, I think I prefer the shitty washroom. On second thought....... Tammy sends her Love Brycecakes