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A Very Meading-ful Episode

From: Alan

Hey guys Alan Alda here...lol, Oh were do I start this week, shit I had all this stuff in my head that I wanted to say but now I can't remember. Oh well. I'll guess I'll start by saying that that girl? who called in, I believe her name was "Collette", I was just wondering if she is free this weekend? I just found some old AOL cd's and thought I'd impress her? with my knowledge of computer hacking. I too have hacked the "Gibson" and by Gibson I mean the 17yr old Canadian Whiskey. Just thought she sounded more Graham Chapman though, rather than John Cleese. Just an observation. Now as far as pulling over Tracy and getting a hug for wearing my communicator badge I have never turned down a hug from a hot girl and never will. As for as going on a ride- along with her all decked out with her Klingon head gear on. I would prefer it if she would wear her "Yeoman Rand" outfit maybe put on some "Spock" ears on, like Kaelin's kitty. Oh one mans fantasies...hahaha! Vaughn on the other hand. Now if I were to stop you and you were wearing a Deanna wig and lipstick....hmmm. All I could think about was the "Tranny Filk Singer", from the first Trekkie's movie... (shudder) Maybe I'd have to use some of your "techniques" for beating a person with my baton without leaving a mark. Can you say Unnecessary Force? Star trek badge or none. Oh, Lt. Ryan got in touch again and apparently there is a convention upcoming here in Ottawa soon. I'll be sure to let you know as I have never been to one I'm no longer fighting with my brother I caved. Hell, I just can't stay mad at the guy so expect a shout out very soon. But just to make Tracy happy here's how our fight went down. "Hey you! Hotcakes pullover!" Ignoring my request her sped off sticking a middle finger out his window. I hit my lights and siren pulled a U-turn speeding after him I radioed ahead to set up a roadblock. He swerved all over the road trying to lose me but I was right on his tail. I rammed the back of his car this caused him to veer into a ditch. I screeched to a halt, hand on my hip, I approached his car he opened the door. "What do you want you Fucking Pig?" he yelled. My hand clicked the release on my pistol grip. "What are you gonna do? Shoot me?" he said. I pulled up on the grip of my Beretta safety off. "Hands on your head, down on your knees", I order. He gives me a smirk and kicks the mound of dirt causing me to look away. The next thing you know he has giving me a Judo Chop A'la Kirk across my neck. This causes me to stumble back. Landing on my ass I then leg sweep him, he falls. Next thing you know we are rolling across the grass pounding each other with all we can muster. I grab hold of his neck, Nerve Pinch the shit out of him (notice I did not say Death Grip) he falls limp at last I have him in proper custody, cuffed and quite. Did not exactly happen that way, but I embellished as well as i could. Hope you liked it. Crap I never mentioned the episode. Errrr....I liked it. Hey did you ever check out the link I sent you guys for that You-tube video? And wonder what you thought of it? That's all for now, Tammy sends Her Love Brycecakes