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Finger licking good
From: Colin H
Hello Trek mates Well what a finger licking good greasy chicken episode this was. Have you noticed how many times a scifi show set in the future, harks to the past for it's content. Still it is wagon train to the stars, just dinna tell Scooty the Enterprise is a wagon. But to the Episode, first off the lack of Chekov hypothesis. He was never on the payroll as a regular so if he never appeared he never got paid. Which us why he us never in the background aimlessly twiddling some knob( not his own of course). Now these malkoshans( yes I know that's wrong). They spoke to the crew telepathically, now while they was all arguing you would think Spock being a telepath would have recognised that form of communication. Still I guess he is only a touch telepath mmmm kinky!. So this race is xenophobic, they request you stay away and Kirk being the consummate diplomat that he is steams on in, guess his ancestors was never in the peace Corp. Then they beam down into Fog and Kirk questions the sensors, oh would these sensors be the ones you never use last week or ever!, before beaming in. Anyone got a hachet?. You got to love him, speaking of Kirk he is confronted by an advanced Alien race and thinks of the wild west?, all them camping trips with Spock and McCoy and he never thought of marshmallows. Now I figured Scotty would be right into the bar, but I have to admit that I thought McCoy would be swiftly behind him, but no his thinking where the hell are my hypos!. Well the villains of the piece are the Earps. You got to figure that Kirk in reality would fit right in with these guys. Uncaring unfeeling cold blooded killers, yep sounds like Kirk alright. Chekov dies, but did not die because he had a boner, well I can see Viagra putting that on a box soon. "not only will it get you hard it will make you bullet proof." What's the others doing? making a shrek bomb, one whiff and you will keel over, effective range one foot. Even the real shrek can clear a swamp in one fart. So we come to the final piece, if they never left the bridge what where the rest of the crew doing?. Filing there nails!. Did Scotty really get drunk? Was McCoy really weaned off hypo juice?. Will we ever know?. Another cop out ending and what's with all these "advanced" aliens testing humanity with combat. Plus while are all telepathic races all equipped with names that end in Shan or s. Malkoshans, Taloshan, vulcans. Well if I come across a Shan or Shans on my travels I'm high tailing it the other way. Well it was with much Sadness I heard Marks lonely although brilliant audio mail. I have sent Sharon an email asking here to contribute so hopefully she will, oh and Mark whats Bonanza?, love the horse sound effect freaking awesome. Anyway off to compose my holiday mail as requested. Live long and podcast Colin