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Et tu Tracy
From: Colin H
Greetings one and all, Well lets get to the crux of things first. Mark having a podcast sounds like a good idea. Of course with Mark out recording me and Julian may get elevated to number one fan status. Incidentally speaking of Marks status allow me to paraphrase last weeks cast. Vaughn,"here's a email from our good friend Mark Thomas". Cue cheers from Tracy. Vaughn,"now we have one from Colin". Tracy......."he is English...". What no cheers, no fireworks, no throwing a shrimp on the Barbie, et tu Tracy. Seriously though I think Marks extensive vocabulary, coupled with the wonderful way you puts his view point across, would make a podcast where he expiates a view very entertaining. But to the cast. Well the opener is certainly different. It's a kinky alien feeling the enterprise up. No wonder he wanted Kirks body, great minds think alike. "hey Kirk your a sex manic, I have a kinky fetish for machinery, what say we trade?". Now these big booming alien voices. Did you hear them in your head before or after the essential oils, because the essential oils they sell in Body shop tend not to have that effect. Mind you they have not been put through the still.which I am sure was only to enhance there natural effect. I guess them oils where responsible for the multiple tangents that you went of at with Todd and Thera. Thera by the way cool name, a Greek goddess plus home of the Minoans. But I digress, so what was it with these kinky sex made aliens. First he feels up the Enterprise, then he compliments Spock on his probing. "Hey Spock bring your big probe over here green boy, come scan my parts, oh yes your probes have touched me". Was the writer on Viagra or pon Farr. He was like a dog on heat, if it's slightly machined based I'm mounting it. Good job this was not the Enterprise D. Data would have been screwed, literally. Incidentally what would be the entry resilience for Tracy and Todd's eventual successor to Mensa, I guessing a strong liver and a taste for essential oils is a prerequisite. Speaking of Tracy genocide by shovel, wow even Kirk never tried that. Now what of Kirk, does this episode mean he shagged Polanski by proxy?. I wonder what Picard will say when she tells him. "I bonked Kirk while inhabited by an advanced ship loving alien, beat that!".mind you Picard did have a galaxy conquering cyborg chasing him. I'm guessing that's a draw. Is the sphere that housed the aliens the bowling ball that had the antimatter in it. It kinda looked familiar, but I guess not as Kirk never smelled honey, well apart from Polanski's. Speaking of the spheres,Why not build robot bodies in first place why build the spheres. If you came from a highly advanced civilisation, why wait 500,000 years for a primitive civilisation to come. Then use there limited tech to build yourself a fridge!. Oh and the fridge, well nice to see the highly evolved female is still fickle." I'm not going in that, it hasn't even got an ice dispenser!". Now Uhura screaming at Spock, he should have said," chill girl in a few years there's this movie and we are lovers". Then she could have just flashed her six pack at him. He would have backed off then. Nice to have Tracy back and now I follow you on twitter, as long as I remember to log in I can abreast of things on my Droid phone. Just don't tell the alien I have a Droid, he probably have it on vibrate in no time. Live long and podcast my friends Colin