Greetings Multi-Cellular Clusters,
This may sound like nothing so much as an earth humans pathetic midi
keyboard noodlings underlayed by insipid garageband loops, and a tuba.
But rest assured my future victims, I, and my colleagues, having
fastened our selves to the weak flesh of a human tiki-bar combo,
compelled them by pain and fear of pain to play, and play well, this
intro and outro version of this, the Trek TV Theme Song. Which is, of
course, a loungie jazz interpretation of the Captain Kirk fight music.
Feel free to use or discard these files, but know this, every episode
that enters ears under my control will begin and close to this painful
noise. At least until such a time as real musicians can be stirred by
freewill to supplant it.
Evil Flying Brain Parasite